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“Beer before liquor, never sicker”

This is the hangover myth that refuses to die — and it’s one of the most stubborn hangover myths in existence. The rhyme sounds so logical that entire generations have planned their drink orders around it. But a 2019 study published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition finally put it to rest.

Researchers split 90 adults into groups — some drank beer then wine, some reversed the order, and some drank only one type. The result? No difference in hangover severity between any group. The only reliable predictor of a bad hangover was how drunk participants felt and whether they vomited.

The order of your drinks doesn’t matter. The total amount of alcohol does. That’s it. I spent decades following a rhyme with all the scientific validity of a fortune cookie.

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“Hair of the dog” — just drink more in the morning

The full phrase is “hair of the dog that bit you,” and it dates back to an old folk remedy for rabies. People literally placed hair from the dog that bit them into the wound. Spoiler on that one too: it didn’t cure rabies.

Here’s where this one gets interesting though. Drinking more alcohol the morning after does temporarily relieve hangover symptoms — and there’s actual biochemistry behind it. Fresh ethanol competes with methanol for the same liver enzyme, which pauses the production of toxic methanol byproducts. Alcohol also calms the over-excited nervous system rebound that drives hangxiety. The relief is real, not imagined.

But “feels better for a few hours” isn’t the same as “cured.” According to the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA), your worst hangover symptoms hit when blood-alcohol levels drop to zero. A morning Bloody Mary just pushes that crash to the afternoon. You’re rescheduling, not solving — and the rescheduled version tends to show up angrier.

If you want the full breakdown on the science (and the cocktails built for it), see our deep-dive on whether the hair of the dog cure actually works. Bottom line: it’s a kernel of truth wrapped in a bad strategy. And if you’re reaching for it routinely, that’s worth a real conversation with your doctor.

📍 United States

Greasy food cures a hangover

Here’s where timing changes everything. A greasy meal before you drink can actually slow alcohol absorption. Fat takes longer to digest, which means alcohol enters your bloodstream more gradually. That’s science.

However, that 2 AM diner run after you’re already hammered? Not going to help. By that point, the alcohol is already in your system. Your body has absorbed it. The cheeseburger is just comfort food with a side of indigestion.

If you want food to protect you, eat before your first drink. Not after your last one.

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Coffee will cure your hangover

Coffee feels like salvation when you’re hungover, but it’s actually working against you. Caffeine is a diuretic — it makes you lose more water. Since dehydration is already a major factor in hangovers, coffee can make things worse.

Caffeine also constricts blood vessels, which might temporarily ease a headache. But once it wears off, that headache comes roaring back — often worse than before. You end up more dehydrated and more miserable.

Water or an electrolyte drink is a much better move than coffee when you’re trying to recover.

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Drink a ton of water before bed

Dehydration plays a real role in hangover symptoms — the headache, fatigue, and dry mouth all connect to fluid loss. However, dehydration isn’t the only cause of a hangover. Inflammation, disrupted sleep, gastrointestinal irritation, and acetaldehyde buildup all contribute.

Chugging a liter of water right before bed helps with one piece of the puzzle. It won’t touch the other four or five pieces. A better strategy is alternating water between drinks throughout the night rather than trying to catch up at the end.

📍 United States

Take painkillers before bed to prevent a hangover

This one isn’t just ineffective — it’s flat-out dangerous. Over-the-counter painkillers peak in about four hours. Take them at midnight and they’ve worn off long before your alarm goes off.

Worse, mixing certain painkillers with alcohol causes real harm. Acetaminophen (Tylenol) combined with alcohol can damage your liver. Aspirin and ibuprofen can irritate your already-inflamed stomach lining and increase the risk of bleeding. Medical experts across the board recommend waiting until morning to take anything for pain.

Safety note: if you regularly combine alcohol and acetaminophen, talk to your doctor. The combination can cause serious liver damage over time.

📍 United States / United Kingdom

The Prairie Oyster — raw egg with hot sauce and Worcestershire

A raw egg cracked into a glass, topped with Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, vinegar, salt, and pepper. You swallow it in one gulp without breaking the yolk. James Bond drank them. Jeeves made them for Bertie Wooster. The recipe has shown up in films and novels for over a century.

The science? Eggs contain cysteine, an amino acid that helps your body break down acetaldehyde — the toxic byproduct of alcohol metabolism that causes many hangover symptoms. That part is legitimate. However, research shows your body absorbs about 80% more protein from cooked eggs than raw ones. You’d get more benefit from scrambled eggs than from this dramatic concoction.

Headache experts say the Prairie Oyster does nothing meaningful for a hangover. Its main benefit might be that thinking about it makes you drink less next time.

📍 Russia / Poland / Eastern Europe

Pickle juice

Russians and Poles have been sipping pickle brine as a hangover remedy for generations, and they’re onto something real. Pickle juice is loaded with sodium, potassium, and vinegar — essentially a natural electrolyte drink.

When you drink alcohol, you lose electrolytes through increased urination. If you’ve vomited, you’ve lost even more. Pickle juice replenishes those minerals quickly and effectively. It won’t cure your hangover on its own, but it directly addresses the electrolyte imbalance that drives some of the worst symptoms.

The taste might make you wince, but this is one of the few hangover myths that actually holds up under scrutiny. You can also go the sauerkraut juice route if you prefer your fermented brine German-style.

📍 Germany

Rollmops — pickled herring wrapped around onions

Germans call their hangover breakfast Katerfrühstück — literally “hangover breakfast.” The centerpiece is often rollmops: pickled herring fillets wrapped around a gherkin or onion slice. Sometimes Bavarian pretzels and white sausage join the party.

The logic tracks with the pickle juice principle. Pickled herring delivers salt, protein, and omega-3 fatty acids. The vinegar brine provides electrolytes. It’s a reasonable source of nutrients your body has lost. However, if your stomach is already fragile, the strong flavor and oily texture of pickled fish at 7 AM might send things in the wrong direction fast.

📍 Turkey / Mexico

Tripe soup (İşkembe Çorbası / Menudo)

Two cultures on opposite sides of the world arrived at the same conclusion: eat stomach lining to fix your stomach. In Turkey, İşkembe Çorbası is a creamy, garlic-heavy tripe soup consumed before and after a night of drinking. In Mexico, Menudo serves the same role — spicy tripe soup with onions, garlic, chiles, and oregano.

The science behind both is similar. These are warm, brothy, protein-rich soups that help with hydration and provide nutrients. The broth delivers sodium and fluids. The protein helps stabilize blood sugar. The spice can stimulate circulation. None of this is magic, but it’s practical recovery nutrition in a bowl.

The tripe itself? No special medicinal properties. But as a delivery system for broth, salt, and protein, it works about as well as any good hangover food.

📍 Scotland

Irn-Bru

Scotland’s neon-orange national soft drink is practically prescribed for hangovers north of the border. It outsells Coca-Cola in Scotland — one of the few places in the world where a local soda beats the global giant.

Irn-Bru contains sugar, caffeine, and various flavorings. The sugar can help with low blood sugar that follows a night of heavy drinking. The fluids help with dehydration. Research suggests that beverages containing sugar may lead to less intense hangovers compared to those without it.

It’s not a cure, but the sugar-and-fluid combination addresses a couple of real hangover mechanisms. Plus, the Scottish swear by it with a conviction that’s hard to argue with.

📍 Puerto Rico

Rubbing lemon under your drinking arm

This one is a preventive measure, not a cure. In Puerto Rico, the tradition is to rub a lemon slice under your drinking arm’s armpit before your first drink. The belief? It prevents the dehydration that causes headaches.

There is no scientific mechanism by which citrus on your armpit would affect alcohol metabolism or hydration. Your skin doesn’t absorb lemon juice into your bloodstream in any meaningful way. This is pure folklore, but it wins points for creativity.

📍 Mongolia

Pickled sheep’s eyeballs in tomato juice

Yes, this is real. The Mongolian hangover remedy involves dropping pickled sheep’s eyeballs into a glass of tomato juice and drinking it down. Boiled eyeballs work too, apparently, if you’re running low on pickled ones.

There’s no scientific basis for this whatsoever. Sheep’s eyeballs don’t contain any special compounds that address hangover symptoms. The tomato juice provides some vitamins and electrolytes, but you could get those from, well, just drinking tomato juice without the eyeball.

This remedy’s primary function seems to be testing how committed you are to feeling better. If you can choke down a sheep’s eyeball at 8 AM, you’re probably tough enough to power through the hangover anyway.

📍 Spain

Churros with dark chocolate sauce

Spain might have the most enjoyable hangover remedy on this list. Fried dough sticks dipped in thick, dark chocolate sauce — as a medical treatment. The logic is surprisingly sound.

Churros provide carbohydrates, which help your body absorb residual alcohol and stabilize blood sugar. Dark chocolate contains antioxidants that may help protect the liver and reduce oxidative stress from alcohol metabolism. Together, they deliver calories, carbs, and a small dose of protective compounds.

It’s not medicine. But compared to everything else on this list, it’s the remedy you’d actually look forward to.

📍 Italy

Double espresso

Italians treat a hangover the way they treat most problems — with a strong espresso and a refusal to acknowledge weakness. The approach is simple: drink two shots and ignore your suffering until it goes away.

As a philosophy, it’s admirable. As medicine, it has the same problems as regular coffee. Espresso is even more concentrated, meaning more caffeine per ounce. That caffeine constricts blood vessels (temporary headache relief) but also acts as a diuretic (more dehydration). The net effect is a brief window of feeling alert followed by a crash that makes things worse.

Pair it with water and food, and you’ll survive. On its own, it’s style over substance.

📍 Colombia

Changua — eggs poached in milk

Colombia’s hangover breakfast is changua — eggs poached in milk, topped with chopped cilantro and stale bread cubes. It sounds strange to American palates, but the nutritional profile is solid.

Eggs provide cysteine for acetaldehyde processing. Milk delivers protein, fat, and calcium. The stale bread adds carbohydrates. Together, these ingredients address several hangover mechanisms: blood sugar regulation, nutrient replacement, and gentle stomach coating.

It’s not glamorous, but it’s one of the better-designed hangover foods on this list from a nutritional standpoint.

📍 Ancient Rome

Fried canary for breakfast

Pliny the Elder — the Roman naturalist whose name now graces one of America’s most popular craft beers — had a bold hangover cure. He recommended frying up a canary and eating it the morning after. The Romans threw multi-day parties, so they needed something. They chose songbirds.

There’s no nutritional or pharmacological reason why a fried canary would cure a hangover any better than any other small amount of protein. Pliny also recommended raw owl eggs and sheep’s lungs as alternatives. The man was prolific, passionate, and almost certainly wrong about all of it.

📍 Ancient Rome

Raw owl eggs

Another Pliny the Elder recommendation. Two raw owl eggs after a night of heavy drinking, and you’d be fine. The Romans believed specific animals carried healing properties. Owls were linked to wisdom — so maybe the eggs would make you smart enough to stop drinking.

Like any raw egg, owl eggs contain protein and some B vitamins. But there’s nothing special about owl eggs compared to, say, chicken eggs. And the difficulty of obtaining owl eggs at 6 AM in ancient Rome must have been its own kind of punishment.

📍 Ancient Greece / Rome

Cabbage — eating it or wrapping your head in the leaves

The ancient Greeks and Romans believed that the vine and the cabbage were natural enemies. Since the grapevine produced wine, cabbage must be its antidote. They ate raw cabbage and, in the case of the physician Galen, wrapped cabbage leaves around their heads.

The eating part has a sliver of merit. Cabbage contains minerals like potassium and magnesium that support liver function. It’s also a source of fiber and vitamin C. As a food, it’s a reasonable — if unexciting — recovery option.

The head-wrapping part? That’s just wearing a salad as a hat. No amount of external cabbage application affects your internal biochemistry.

📍 Ancient Egypt

Wearing an Alexandrian laurel necklace

A recently translated 1,900-year-old papyrus from ancient Egypt describes an unusual hangover cure. It involves stringing leaves of Danae racemosa (Alexandrian laurel) into a necklace and wearing it. The theory? You could will a hangover away through decorative plants.

Alexandrian laurel necklaces were traditionally worn by accomplished scholars and athletes. Maybe the Egyptians figured if you looked like a winner, you’d feel like one too. There’s no pharmacological basis for this — wearing plants doesn’t affect how your body processes alcohol. But the placebo effect is real, and if you believe your necklace is helping, you might actually feel slightly better.

📍 American Old West

Rabbit droppings tea

Cowboys in the American West would collect rabbit pellets, steep them in hot water, and drink the resulting tea as a hangover remedy. Before you gag — there’s actually a tiny thread of logic here.

Rabbit droppings contain salts and minerals, including potassium, that a hungover body has lost through dehydration. In a time before electrolyte drinks or even reliable clean water sources, desperate men on the frontier worked with what they had.

In 2026, you can just eat a banana or drink a sports drink. Please do that instead.

📍 Ancient Babylon

Licorice, beans, and oleander in wine

A recently translated Babylonian medical text from roughly 1,900 years ago lists an unusual hangover prescription. Mix licorice, beans, oleander, oil, and wine. Take it before sunrise and before anyone has kissed you. The specificity is impressive. The safety of the recipe is not.

Oleander is highly poisonous. Ingesting it can cause cardiac arrhythmias, seizures, and death. Whatever the Babylonians thought they were curing, this remedy was potentially worse than the hangover. Licorice does have some anti-inflammatory properties, and beans provide protein. But the oleander makes this one firmly in the “do not try this” category.

Safety note: oleander is toxic in all forms. Never ingest any part of the plant.